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Hello.
Hi.
What do you want ? ? ?
I would like to put an ad !
Ok ! I'm going to ask you some questions !
Ok, fine.
What's your name ?
I'm called Bob Smith.
Ok, and… how old are you ??
I'm 83.
Ok !!! Good age for a job ! And what are your hobbies ?
I like to read the newspaper, and to go fishing !
Ok, very interesting for a job !
Sorry ?!
No, no nothing… What languages can you speak ??
I've got 15 trophies of fishing !!
Ok, that's great !! I'm very proud of you ! But WHAT LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK ?
Oh, I can speak English and a little French !
Where have you already travelled ?
I've just travelled to London.
Yes, so you have your driving licence ?
Yes but sometimes I can't see very well because I'm old !
Yes I understand, what job have you already done ?
I've delivered milk in the morning but now I can't cycle because I'm old, you understand.
Yes yes I understand, have you got any other experience ?
Yes ! I have experience with boats and fish !
Great ! So you have your boat licence !?
No, why ?
Because if you have experience with boats you must have your boat licence, mustn't you ???
Yes perhaps but I can drive it without licence !
Ok... What are your special skills ?
I can fish very well and I can read an article in the newspaper in one hour !
Are you serious ? Oh that's great ! Hum and with that, what sort of job do you want ?
I would like to be a fisherman in a company !
Yes but that doesn't exist !
Hum, but you can find it it's your job no ?
Yes if you want, and to finish, when are you free ?
I'm free when I've finished to read my newspaper !
Ok ! that doesn't leave a lot of time but I will see about your ad !
Ok, thanks. Bye !
Goodbye Sir.