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Good morning.
Hello ! I'm looking for a job ! Can you help me please ?
Yes, it's my job ! Can you sit down please ?
What ? Repeat please!
Can you sit down on the chair please ?!?!
Oh, yes !!
Is it possible to begin?
Oh, yes yes yes, I'm very excited!
Well, what's your name ?
My name ?
Your name?
Oh, it's Brenda!
Ok, Brenda, how old are you?
(counting 1, 2, 3, 4…) Eeeh, I'm twenty two!
What are yours hobbies ?
I like to do the shopping!
And that's all?
Yes!!
Ok, what languages can you speak?
Repeat please! Languages ??
Yes languages!!
I can speak English and that's all!
Ok, what's your travel experience?
Travel experience?
Yes, have you travelled by plane or by train?
Train? What is a train ?
Ok, no travel experience!
You have your driving licence?
Oh no!
No driving licence !?! OK
What's your work experience ?
What's "work experience"!
Work experience! Can you tell me you have already had a job ?
No but I do the housework in my home!
Yes but it's not a job !! Do you have you experience with children or with animals ?
Oh no just with the men!
You are very silly! You can't do anything!!
GOOD BYE!!!!
Repeat!
Good bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok ok, good bye.