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AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY

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The clerk: Come in!
The job-seeker: Hello Madam.
The clerk: Hello ! Sit down please.
The job-seeker: So it's me Jacky and you ?
The clerk: Ok! Ok! How old are you ?
The job-seeker: I'm forty years old and you ?
The clerk: It's me who ask the questions, ok ?
The job-seeker: Ok but I find you are a little nervous,aren't you ?
The job-seeker: No but I would like to begin. So, how many languages can you speak?
The clerk: I can speak English!
The job-seeker: That's all? Have you already been to school ?
The clerk: Yes but I haven't got the level to go to secondary school,
The job-seeker: Ah! So what's your work experience?
The clerk: Euuu? I haven't got any.
The job-seeker: You haven't got work experience but have you got special skills ?
The clerk: I can turn on the TV, I can eat and I can use the micro-wave very well !
The job-seeker: Ok, it's very very interesting but if you want to tell your life, go to the psycologist's! Outside!
The clerk: Ok what's your proposition ?
The job-seeker: I'm suggesting you go out!
The clerk: Ok thank you. It was nice meeting you.